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Joke of the Day
"Why did the Boeing 747 crash into an orphanage? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!"
Next Joke
"You can't declare Massachusetts a state of emergency Because they're actually a commonwealth."
"So there I was balls deep in a 12 year old ... Then my dad walks in and freaks out starts screaming ""What the fuck are you doing to your sister"""
"Why don't witches wear underwear? They have to grip the broom."
"My penis is only 6 inches long... But it smells like a foot."
"Why wasn't Michael Jackson healthy? Artificial colouring."
"Did you hear about the man who lost his whole left side? He's all right now."
"I just quite my job at the helium factory. I won't be spoken to in that tone."
"I'm thinking about selling my vacuum cleaner... ... All it does is collect dust."
"A man walked into a hospital with 8 plastic horses in his rectum. They described his condition as ""stable"""