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Joke of the Day
"Why did the Boeing 747 crash into an orphanage? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!"
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"I Got a Haircut Recently It wasn't what I wanted but it grew on me."
"How did Saddam deal with his leftovers? He used sarin wrap"
"The Little Mermaid (1989) The story of a girl who realizes that she should change EVERYTHING about herself to land a good man..."
"The first gay couple has married in Ireland. Please send best regards to Gerald Fitzpatrick who wedded Patrick Fitzgerald."
"A girl walks into a bar... A girl walks into a bar and says, ""I'll have a double entendre."" So the bartender gives her Triple Secs."
"Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have Ethiopians."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Artichoke ! Artichoke who ! Artichoke when he swallowed his yo-yo !"
"(Nsfw) How do you titillate an ocelot? You oscillate their tits a lot. Edit: I need alot (sic) of spelling practice"
"What do you call jeans that haven't been worn before? Vir-jeans"