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Joke of the Day
"I had to put my dog down today. I'd been carrying her for a while."
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"If I die before I wake, I pray the lord will clear my browsing history."
"*Spoiler Alert* Siamese cats are just one cat, not two cats in one."
"Hi, my name's Ray. I'll be drawing your blood today as soon as I finish this Capri Sun. *misses hole 4 times then punches straw through bag*"
"Nothing like the dreaded ""Mom I missed the bus"" text to get you up and moving."
"I've put a hole in a bar of soap and I use it to masturbate. Normally I wouldn't share this kind of information, but I just have to cum clean."
"""You promise you didn't get me bees again"" [me from a distance] just open it"
"What's the easiest sport to get into? Limbo. They don't set the bar very high."
"The best joke ever created. Feminism."
"Me: Can u send me those documents? Coworker: Yes, but u can actually get them by-- Me: Nope, don't try teaching me to fish. Not interested."