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Joke of the Day
"I had to put my dog down today. I'd been carrying her for a while."
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"When I get in an elevator, before I press a button I look at everyone inside and say ""Are you ready to take this sh*t to a whole new level?"""
"I met a guy with 5 penises... His pants fit him like a glove."
"Why do women have legs? Have you seen the mess a snail makes?"
"Had a bad mixup at the store today. Cashier said strip down facing me. Apparently she meant my credit card."
"What do call a potato that knows martial arts? Jacket Chan"
"A Mexican Magician Performs a Trick He tells the audience he can disappear into thin air on the count of three. He says ""uno""... ""dos""... *poof* He disappeared without a ""tres""."
"my brother turned 30 this weekend and i'll never forget what mom said when dad told her we're growing up too fast ""they're eating dog food"""
"Did you hear about the new WinZip movie? They had too many cast members causing extra acting issues."
"How do you make Peppermint Creme? Finger it really well."