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Joke of the Day
"What do Muslim men do during foreplay? Tickle the goat under the chin."
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"Girls who say ""I don't care what anyone thinks about me"" sure spend a lot of time untagging themselves out of unflattering pics on Facebook."
"Whats the difference between a Snowman and a SnowWoman? Snowballs!"
"FIRED? But I just started! How could I have known we don't do casual Fridays here? Fine. Direct your own goddamn funeral. *flip-flops away*"
"Thanks for saying 'on your mobile' in your bio, for a moment I thought you might be tweeting like me, from a calculator in the psych ward"
"I have to find a new personal trainer. He didn't do squat(s)."
"Guess who opened for Justin Bieber... The teenage girls."
"Man, these hotcakes are selling like themselves."
"Worst trigonometry joke I know. Actually, I won't bother telling it, it's too obtuse."
"What's the difference between a gay and a microwave.... You can't brown a sausage in a microwave"