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Joke of the Day

"A roman walks into a bar... holds up two fingers and says ""five beers please!"""

"What is the difference between a baby and a feminist? Eventually, the baby grows up and stops crying. Edit: This turned fun!"

"Micky and Minnie Mouse get Divorced The Lawyers says to Micky: ""so you're getting a divorce because Minnie's crazy you say?"" Micky replies frustrated:""No she's not crazy she's fucking goofy!"""

"Never been able to throw a frisbee too well, but I make up for it by having a huge dong & a really positive attitude"

"What do you call an American girl who can run faster than her brothers? A Virgin."

"School Meals by R. E. Volting"

"How do you know that peanuts are fattening ? Have you ever seen a skinny elephant ?"

"I ll see myself out.. Did you know? You can buy a 2 pack of Eminem s for Fifty cent..... It s Ludacris"

"What did Richard Nixon say after he tried to make dinner at the White House for the first time? I am not a cook"

"What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? Gloves. Nah, I'm just kidding. He hasn't opened it yet."