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Joke of the Day
"What did the Doe say when she came out of the woods? I'm not doing that again for two bucks."
Next Joke
"Now with all the kids outside, playing Pokemon..... Dads and moms can stay inside playing Pokemom."
"A co-worker is retiring, so they're passing a card around filled with cash. I only took $10 but normally my signature is worth much more."
"How do Southerners get through customs so quickly? They do declare!"
"What do you do if an epileptic has a seizure in your bath? Throw your laundry in!"
"Why don't women wear watches? Because there's a perfectly good clock on the stove"
"So in 60,000 years the only thing the Aborigines have invented was a returning stick. Oh i meant to post this on /r/facts"
"Screaming out ""BOOM PREGNANT!"" during sex is never as funny as you think it will be."
"What's the first thing you install on a new computer? The operating system"
"Funny One Liner! If you don't have friends, just tell a woman that you love her and she says that we're just friends."