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Joke of the Day
"How do Southerners get through customs so quickly? They do declare!"
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"And the moral of Little Red Riding Hood is,,, Learn to differentiate facial features between a wild dog & a human..."
"Careful, friends. [bends down and examines a handprint in the sidewalk] There is a very powerful child nearby."
"Why did the hipster burn his tongue drinking tea? Because he didn't wait for it to be cool."
"I hope the rain keeps up so it won't come down."
"So I asked my North Korean frien how is life was going. He said ""can't complain"""
"How do you pay a quiz master? with finances."
"My wife says I'm a clueless idiot. I didn't even know I had a wife."
"What did the thirsty weatherman say to his intern? I need my thermos, stat!"
"I trick people that I know Spanish by quoting fragments of Spanish songs I know, la bamba."