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Joke of the Day

"How do Southerners get through customs so quickly? They do declare!"

"Q: What did the fisherman say to the card magician? A: Pick a cod, any cod!"

"I would be so pissed if someone shook me all night long."

"Yo momma so fat that she has to use two IRC clients to get online."

"Did you know that 99% of Americans use the internet regularly? The other 1% are the politicians."

"What do you call a nose without a body? Nobody knows..."

"How do you make a butterfly ? Flick it out of the butter dish with a knife !"

"My daughter has reached that age... My daughter has reached that age where she is asking embarrassing questions about sex. Just this morning she asked, ""Is that the best you can do?"""

"Everyone was dreaming of working for Steve Jobs except his pancreas"

"I told my friends I found my Lasik surgeon on Yelp and they were horrified. Or interested, I'm not sure, I can't make out faces so well."