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Joke of the Day
"Why don't women wear watches? Because there's a perfectly good clock on the stove"
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"Keep dimming automatically, laptop screen. We love that."
"If Johnny Cash were alive today. He'd probably just be known as Johnny Credit/Debit."
"And so the devil decided to put the delete key above the send key. The end"
"this is the worst weather ive ever seen ""what about when the wind had sharks in it?"" that was a movie dad ""oh excuse me weather expert"""
"Stopped shaving for November, at first I hated the mustache, but what can I say? It's grown on me."
"How do you know that you are dating a french horn player? Because when you kiss them they shove their fist up your butt"
"FIRST PIGLET: How do you know your boyfriend loves you? SECOND PIGLET: He signs his letters with lots of hogs and kisses."
"What does your girlfriend and my garage have in common? I pull out of both of them."
"Ok, seriously men... You can't hear yourselves snoring, but the slightest crinkle of a chip bag, and you're suddenly wide awake?!"