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Joke of the Day
"What do you do if an epileptic has a seizure in your bath? Throw your laundry in!"
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"If you're attacked by a mob of clowns, what should you go for? The juggler"
"I asked my North Korean friend how it's like over there.. He said he couldn't complain."
"Probably he best advice you will ever receive...... don't listen to any advice on the internet"
"Why do all The Hunger Games fans can't even? The odds are ever in their favours."
"What is a misogynist? A misogynist is anyone winning an argument with a feminist."
"Apparently one in three people cheat. I wonder if it's my wife or my girlfriend."
"Jesus Joke Who killed Jesus and then said ""Aaaar, Matey""? Pontius Pirate"
"I love how insurance companies offer ""accident forgiveness"" like they're some sort of ancient deity pardoning your existence."
"I can sum up my taste in music and my political and religious beliefs in just a few bumper stickers."