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Joke of the Day

"So in 60,000 years the only thing the Aborigines have invented was a returning stick. Oh i meant to post this on /r/facts"

"I went to a feminist picnic the other day... It was great, but no one made sandwiches."

"How do they know that Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her Head & Shoulders on the dashboard."

"Why doesn't anyone let Trump go fishing with them anymore? He always takes the bait..."

"Boss: I'll tell you what I want Me: So tell me what you want, what you really really want *office breaks into Spice Girls dance routine"

"How do Asians name their babies? They throw a drawer of silverware down the stairs and name it whatever sound it makes."

"Getting frisky and my girlfriend told me to give her 9 inches and make it hurt. So I fucked her 3 times and punched her in the head."

"I got a job as a triangle player in a Reggae band... I just stand at the back and ting"

"Movie Law: All computer hackers have to say ""We're in"" when they get into ""the system"""

"If you know the thread count on your bed sheets we're in different tax brackets."