202924

Joke of the Day

"If tree fall in Siberian woods... And tree fall on Glorious Leader Putin... Does make any sound other than applause?"

"How many Californians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, Californians screw in hot tubs!"

"Could eating a lot of spaghetti make me a better dad? I suppose it's pastable."

"9/10 people think that mobbing at work is okay..."

"I win all of my breakups by not getting fat."

"""First off I want to wish my opponent the best of luck and oh god. OH GOD NO"" - presidential candidate accidentally using their 3rd wish"

"LIFE HACK: when at a restaurant with a long wait, resort to cannibalism"

"There was a farmer who had a machine which caculated the angle you sat. He called it his pro-tractor"

"What do you call the sweat between two rednecks having sex? Relative humidity!"

"TIL the Airbus A380, the world's largest passenger airliner, shares a type rating with yo momma! Clearly we need more nerdy yo momma jokes."