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Joke of the Day
"I win all of my breakups by not getting fat."
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"What's the smallest instrument in the world? An e-lectron."
"If your rice accidentally gets wet, you can dry it out overnight by placing it in a bowl of cellphones."
"Wanna hear why I love Dorian Gray jokes? cause they never get old"
"German sausage is the wurst."
"Hear About the Restaurant on the Moon? Hear about the restaurant on the Moon? Great food but no atmosphere."
"On my deathbed I'll be so glad I watched tons of tv & didn't travel."
"there's something my mother never realized the irony of calling me a son-of-a-bitch."
"What did the hungry boss give his worker? Their celery!"
"Just found out the Turkish President is getting into acting He shot a pilot a few month back"