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Joke of the Day

"How many Californians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, Californians screw in hot tubs!"

"What's a 6.9? A good time ruined by a period."

"Ask your doctor if an unnecessary over-prescribed medication so he can get kickbacks from a pharmaceutical company is right for you."

"The Tomato Pastor began his sermon to the Salad Congregation ""Lettuce pray"""

"Me: 'I love you so much, I'll see you later beautiful' Girlfriend: 'I love you too' Me: *Looks up from patting dog* 'Yeah see you later'"

"Constantly saying ""I don't care about sports"" is a form of caring about sports"

"Why was pregnant Cinderella late to the ball? Miscarriage"

"Fairly Dark Joke I really hate it when people tell jokes about suicide. So whenever they tell them, I just stare at them instead of laughing. That'll show them. That'll show them all."

"Vader: ""I am your father."" Luke: ""I am your father."" Vader: ""Stop copying me."" Luke: ""Stop copying me."" Vader: ""Shut up."" Luke: ""Shut up."""

"How many feminists do you need to screw in a lightbulb? None. Lightbulbs promote rape culture."