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Joke of the Day

"Q: Why should you never run in front of a bus? A: You will get tired."

"How do you tell the teams apart in Amish women's basketball? It's skirts versus shins."

"What do black men hear most after sex? Back to your cell, inmate."

"I think winning the war on drugs is impossible. I struggle just to tie my shoelaces on drugs."

"Why aren't redheads very good R&B singers? Because they have no soul"

"Why was Peter Pan a bad boxer? His punches Neverland."

"Why did the blind woman fall down the well? Because she couldn't see that well."

"What is the difference between a circus and a whorehouse?[NSFW[ One is an array of cunning stunts and the other is an array of stunning c*nts EDIT: R.I.P. inbox, this really blew up unexpectedly"

"Q: Why did the gorilla fall out of the tree ? A: Because it was dead."

"Hitler is threatening to start World War 3 He is dead serious. ayyy lmao"