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Joke of the Day

"Q: Why did the gorilla fall out of the tree ? A: Because it was dead."

"Rumour has it Eminem has converted to Islam. From now on, he will call himself ""Muslim Shady."""

"Tried to catch fog yesterday... Mist."

"""Sorry, boss. I can't come in today."" ""Why not?"" [fakes a sore throat] ""I'm in jail for vehicular manslaughter."""

"Why are surveyors so much fun? Because most of them are party chiefs."

"What is the difference between jam and marmalade? I can't marmalade my dick in your ass"

"Why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs? So people don't mistake them for feminists."

"I like my women like my wine... 9 years old and locked in the basement"

"Whats the best thing about dating a Cleveland Cavaliers fan? They never expect a ring"

"Why isn't Sonic the Hedgehog Muslim? Because once Ramadan is over, he can't stop fasting!"