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Joke of the Day
"What do black men hear most after sex? Back to your cell, inmate."
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"Growing up, mum was always like a beautiful bird. She would fly away and when she returned many hours later she would puke everywhere."
"The TSA doesn't take compliments well... All I said was that the TSA was the **BOMB** and they wouldn't let me leave!"
"So I accidentally sent nudes to everyone in my address book. Worst part about it? Cost me a small fortune in postage stamps."
"Why did Hitler buy the car when it went on sale? Because he liked the holocost."
"What's the difference between broccoli and cat poop? My dog won't eat broccoli."
"Saw a Steve Jobs doppelganger on a Spirit airlines flight today You could say that he was there, in Spirit."
"Every single morning I get hit by the same bike... It's a vicious cycle."
"A vulture is boarding an airplane carrying two dead raccoons. The stewardess says, ""I'm sorry sir, there is only one carrion allowed per passenger."""
"Women on their period always ovary act. *insert pun here*"