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Joke of the Day
"What do black men hear most after sex? Back to your cell, inmate."
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"A coworker told me she was ""catching up on her correspondence"" so apparently it's 1932 here at my workplace."
"Snuck a peak at my therapist's notepad after telling her about my childhood, and it was just dollar signs."
"Why do time machines make you happy? They're an anti de-present."
"Did you know you can raise your energy levels by holding sodium in one hand and a AA in the other? Worst thing that will happen is you'll be charged with, A salt and battery."
"My doctor is always whispering to me something about not sticking Q tips in my ears. I need a louder doctor"
"A guy walks into a bar... The real joke is in the comments."
"A black guy and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? The police. They're the police, racist."
"What did the English man say when he walked in on his wife making love to three men? 'Ello, 'ello, 'ello!"
"Our family's annual tradition, as I put up the tree, everybody gathers around to watch my wife tell me I'm stringing the lights wrong."