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Joke of the Day
"Why aren't redheads very good R&B singers? Because they have no soul"
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"Why does Pinnochio always get an erection when he's in a forest? Because he has a woodpecker!"
"Fact: 9/10 people enjoy date rape"
"[donating blood] Me [feeling lightheaded]: I'm gonna need that back"
"right now mitt romney is trying to put an entire loaf of bread in his mouth"
"The only reason I get up in the morning is so I can drink at night."
"Do you think Michael J Fox....? Do you think Michael J Fox ever gets an answer out of an 8-Ball?"
"What's a baby's favorite type of tea? Tit-tea"
"I've been nominated for person most likely to not be nominated for anything."
"I still call my dad ""Master"" out in public so that people stare and feel bad for me."