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Joke of the Day
"What does a cannibal do after he dumps his girlfriend? He wipes."
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"What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad"
"I murdered a load of Jehovah's at church today. Don't worry, I left no witnesses."
"How many Jews does it take to change Hitler's mind? None, there has to be no Jews."
"Two Whales are Sitting at a Bar One whale looks over to the other and says ""Eeeeeeeeeeeoooooooooouuuuuuu"" and the other whale looks at him and says, ""Man you're really fucked up"""
"Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator."
"Did you know diarrhea is a genetic disorder? It runs in your jeans."
"What Do You Call a Bad Circumcision? What do you call a bad circumcision? A rip off."
"Yesterday I watched Rogue One, featuring a cameo from Carrie Fisher. One hour later she was dead. So today I'll be watching Home Alone 2."
"5yo: ""Dad we don't have a chimney. How will Santa get in?"" Me: Probably through my credit card. 5: what? Me: what?"