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Joke of the Day

"I think winning the war on drugs is impossible. I struggle just to tie my shoelaces on drugs."

"Do Bigfoot hunters and ghost hunters think the other ones are dumb or are they like: ""Game recognize game?"""

"I wonder what the chimpanzee who will one day feast on your eyes and fingers is doing today."

"When I grow up and have kids... I think I will stay a virgin to set a good example."

"I have an inferiority complex about my superiority complex. I know I'm better than you, but I feel really bad about it."

"A man goes into a library and asks for a book on cliffhangers. The librarian says...."

"What's the toughest type of pie? Punkin pie"

"Honey I won the Lottery. Overly exuberant husband came home. ""Honey pack your bags I just won the lottery!"" Wife; ""Where are we going?"". Husband; ""We are not going anywhere - get the fuck out!"""

"What does the nosey pepper do? It gets jalapeno business."

"My girlfriend treats me like God... She shouts my name while fucking other guys"