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Joke of the Day
"Hitler is threatening to start World War 3 He is dead serious. ayyy lmao"
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"Give a fish a man, that's a bit odd. Teach a fish to catch men and... what have you done you fool! Run! We must escape its scaley clutches!"
"if running over deer had taught me anything... It's that if somethings horny, plow it on the hood of your car"
"Imagination: because if I fcuked you as much as I thought about it, we'd both be unemployed."
"How do dating sites in Alabama save money? They link to Ancestry.com"
"I am absolutely mortified right now. I sent someone a DM to my small business center and TinyURL shortened it to http://tinyurl.com/acockk"
"How can you tell which nurse is the head nurse at a hospital? She's the one with the dirty knees."
"Time zones are crazy On new years eve some parts of the world are in 2017, some are in 2016, and a large portion of the U.S. is still stuck in 1940."
"How do you cook toilet paper? You brown it!"
"""Condoms, please."" ""Do you need a bag for that?"" ""No, she's not that ugly."""