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Joke of the Day

"What is the difference between a circus and a whorehouse?[NSFW[ One is an array of cunning stunts and the other is an array of stunning c*nts EDIT: R.I.P. inbox, this really blew up unexpectedly"

"So I fired my sphere maker... He kept cutting corners."

"If a woman has eight vaginas... She'd be an octopus."

"When someone you don't like is eating them, chips sound like 1000 asteroids smashing into the polar ice caps."

"The dumbest joke in the world Q: What's a Christian's least favorite typeface? A: Helvetica, it's the fount of all evil."

"don't regret doing things, regret getting caught"

"""This is where we separate the men from the boys.""- Craig, JC Penny manager, organizing the layout of the store."

"What did one orphan say to the other? ""Robin, get the bat mobile."""

"What's the best thing about fucking twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of 'em!"

"A joke I thought of while showering. (showerjokes?) Underage drinking is a crime punishable by breath. haha get it?"