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Joke of the Day
"How do you make antifreeze? Take away her blanket!"
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"Coworker: Ugh, the coffee is too strong Me: There is no strong coffee. Just weak people."
"Comedy is tragedy plus time."
"Y'know what really brings out the inner child in you? Abortion"
"You know what they say about men who wear dress shoes... They have no soles."
"Tickling my girlfriend and having sex with my girlfriend are kind of the same thing. She is always laughing at me and telling me to stop"
"I accidentally swallowed some Liquid Paper last night ...Today, I woke up with a massive correction."
"Trump: Do you wanna build a snowman? Elsa: Who will pay for this snowman? Trump: Ok byeee "
"If I had a nickle for every time I heard the word Diversity at the Oscars.. I still wouldn't give a shit."
"Chicken Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To go to the gay guys house Knock knock Who's there? The chicken"