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Joke of the Day
"You know what they say about men who wear dress shoes... They have no soles."
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"What happened when the USS Enterprise got a new toilet? William Shatner"
"If there's something strange, in your neighborhood, Who ya gonna call? GEORGE ZIMMERMAN"
"Why did Russia sign the non-aggression pact with NazI Germany? They were Stalin for time."
"What idiot called it the toaster and not the tanning bread?"
"What begins with S, ends with X and will change your life? Smallpox"
"If someone specifies that you're book-smart and not street-smart or street-smart but not book-smart, they're calling you stupid."
"I accidentally sent my essay to a 3D printer It came out as a pile of shit."
"Will is weary of fame Will runs away to the woods Will dons a loincloth Will eats bugs & berries Will befriends a bear Will Ferrell"
"Letting the grocery bagger bring my groceries out sounds nice but I can't handle trying to remember where I parked in front of a stranger."