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Joke of the Day
"Why are dockhands never featured in Miley Cyrus music videos? Because they're port workers."
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"Two police officers crash their car into a tree. After a moment of silence, one of them says ""Wow, that's got to be the fastest we ever got to the accident site."""
"My girlfriend asked me to act like an animal in bed. So I peed on the pillow."
"uber driver said he used to work at disney world and did acid all the time"
"A blind man walks into a bar... ... a table, and a chair."
"I couldn't figure out how to use my seatbelt.. Then it clicked."
"what if everyone's dick had its own little dick well see ya later"
"There's no such thing as premature ejaculation, the truth is that women arrive late everywhere!"
"The Exorcist was probably the worst workout video ever."
"What do you call a deer with one good eye? A good idear..."