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Joke of the Day
"Trump: Do you wanna build a snowman? Elsa: Who will pay for this snowman? Trump: Ok byeee "
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"My internet bride got delivered today.. she's the WiFi always dreamed of."
"My TWILIGHT ZONE plot idea: The sole survivor of the apocalypse finally has time to listen to podcasts but still doesn't feel like it."
"Why are indecisive miners the worst? because all day they deal with ores."
"Ironically I'm watching an exercise infomercial because I'm too lazy to get the remote."
"Why is American beer like having sex in a canoe? Because it's fucking close to water"
"r/atheism That's the joke."
"what do you call a magical dog? A Labracadabrador."
"I dig, you dig, we dig. I dig, You dig, We dig, We dig, She dig, They dig. The poem may not be very beautiful, but at least it's deep."
"Not a joke. I just wish more jokes were shorter."