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Joke of the Day

"Chicken Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To go to the gay guys house Knock knock Who's there? The chicken"

"Why did the ""H"" kill himself Because the ""G"" had..."

"Whenever I throw bread at the birds in the river I always miss Because they duck."

"CASHIER: ""Did you find everything you were looking for?"" ME: ""Oh, yes..."" [places ""How To Murder A Cashier"" book on counter]"

"I typed 18 beers into my calorie counting app, and it uninstalled itself."

"Why did the disorganized suicide bomber's friends not like him? He was all over the place."

"My friend wrote a joke on an egg and gave it to me to share with others. But I forgot and spoiled it."

"Strangers get so paranoid when they catch you stirring a mysterious powder into their drink."

"I came up with a new word yesterday: Plagiarism"

"Blue Collar Work Where does the blue collar chicken work? The Eggplant."