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Joke of the Day

"I accidentally swallowed some Liquid Paper last night ...Today, I woke up with a massive correction."

"""I'll have a rum and coke"" Is pepsi ok? ""Sure whatever"" *hands you a pepsi and coke*"

"What happened to Windows 9 Windows 7 ""Eight"" Nine..."

"A gun and a bullet get into a heated argument Police still don't know who fired the first shot"

"Realized I never said ""unquote"" after reciting a famous poem in 10th grade. Sorry if you thought everything I've said since is Shakespeare"

"Nodoze - original Q: Why did the guy eat a bicycle with training wheels when he had to pull an allnighter? A: Because it was for tired."

"A smart woman knows when to give up and walk away A southern woman has a shotgun and a shovel named give up and walk away"

"What do you say when you cross a donkey and a deer? Dat ass doe"

"Why didn't Ukraine go to war with Russia yet? They were Putin up with him."

"I can't understand the critics saying that only an idiot would like that television program. I really enjoyed it."