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Joke of the Day

"Hey couples on Facebook that share an account, so which one of you got caught having an affair?"

"Bought some vaginal jelly the other day... Didn't taste like it at all!!"

"love i have been in love with the same woman for 17 years now....if my wife ever finds that out she will kill me!"

"What's the most frustrating thing in the world?"

"You know what doesn't suck? A hooker that just won the lottery"

"I bet sometimes Captain America has to call Captain Canada for help, like if he needs to convert miles into kilometers."

"What were those two people from VeggieTales? Oh yea, Barrackoli and Cucumberbatch."

"Me: Rest assured I will go to the grave with your secret. Pat: Thank you. Me: Unfortunately so will my golfing buddies."

"The reason I love mushrooms Cause just like mushrooms... I'm a fun guy."

"I don't like referencing Not et al."