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Joke of the Day

"What were those two people from VeggieTales? Oh yea, Barrackoli and Cucumberbatch."

"Freak people out in public restrooms by saying ""come in"" when they knock on the stall door."

"I should of studied harder in English."

"So there was this fish that was swimming along and saw a wall. And said, dam!"

"Of my four girlfriends, I'm totally the orange Pacman ghost of the group"

"To be used as an insult or a pick up line for a heavy set woman- ""You don't need to lose weight, you need to gain bone."""

"Q2: What kind of materials do dinosaurs use for the floor of their homes? A: Rep Tiles"

"Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because he doesn't want to be spotted!"

"My mom's late for everything, and it irritates the hell out of me. For example, last week she drove me to an abortion clinic."

"I heard a guy at the beach screaming, ""HELP! SHARK! HELP!"" I just laughed. I knew that Shark wasn't going to help him."