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Joke of the Day
"What's the most frustrating thing in the world?"
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"I'm invincible. I can not be Vinced"
"I saw a woman suffering cardiac arrest earlier... She asked for me to call her an ambulance. I did, but I think she should've asked for help instead."
"Homework. The teachers' way of knowing how smart the parent is."
"If bullshit was a snowflake... I'd be in a fuckin blizzard right now"
"Give a banana to your uninvited house guest. Hold another banana up to your ear. Only respond to questions asked thru the ""banana phone""."
"I only do cocaine with the flexible straws. So I can reach my dashboard while i'm driving."
"I'm looking for the funniest short joke ever Not short as in small, short as in short"
"Hey! You got your chatroulette in my peanut butter."
"I wish I could illegally download better health care insurance."