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Joke of the Day
"You know what doesn't suck? A hooker that just won the lottery"
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"Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere"
"What is Jamaica's favorite TV series? The Walking Dread"
"What did the father of a dog family tell his son after he made a racist joke In this family we don't see colors, son."
"The good news is, it turns out there is literally nothing we can say here that will ruin our chances at a political career."
"A Priest, A Pervert and A Pedophile Walks into a Bar"
"How many teamsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 19 . Got a problem with that?"
"What would u do if u won the lotto? 10yo: Buy legos & a bigger house for u. 11yo: I'd buy a monkey. Going to be extra nice to my 10yo."
"Friendship: because I've said many dumb things & you acted like they were TED talks"
"What did the woman say to her husband who constantly turns the heater up way too high? ""This is why we can't have ice things!"""