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Joke of the Day

"love i have been in love with the same woman for 17 years now....if my wife ever finds that out she will kill me!"

"What was the philosopher's favorite toy growing up? Playdough."

"Don't you hate it when you put a freshly baked pie on the windowsill to cool and a cartoon character steals it?"

"In a spelling bee contest, what is a Jewish candidates worst nightmare? A grammar Nazi"

"Knock knock. This may not be This may not be a funny joke."

"""A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered drawer ."""

"I'm making a film about emos. I really need to stop saying ""cut!"" at the end of each scene."

"What do Australians call the state in which Sydney is located? (nsfw) New South Fucking Wales"

"Where on Earth can you find the highest concentration of Jews? In the atmosphere."

"One day a guy named Matt banged a waitress and nine months later a mattress was born haha just messin around on this website."