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Joke of the Day
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"Did you hear about the bread-less klansman who couldn't drink milk? He lacked toast and tolerance."
"Just saw a billboard that said, ""Texting & Driving Is Dangerous!"" Hahaha... that's so lamOMG I JUST HIT A CIRCUS ELEPHANT!!!"
"Why couldn't anyone catch the hippie? He was way to high, man."
"I saw a butterfly earlier With a tattoo of a slag on it's wing."
"When applying for a job in the hair industry... Do you have to hand in your Tresemme?"
"Based on the amount of tools I've dated, you'd think I got a deal at The Home Depot"
"Chuck Norris died a few hours ago. Don't worry, he's fine now."
"What is the difference between 3 dicks and a joke about Muhammad? Terrorists can't take a joke about Muhammad."
"Actual text from 17 y/o son: kin u com bi nd swoop me? I hope he means hit him with my car, because that's the plan"