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"What's yellow and hurts when it gets in your eye? Bull dozer"
"""Welcome to Fight Club,"" said the man with the rock hard abs. I looked around, clutching my kite, becoming worried."
"If you watch cinderella backwards its about a woman getting put in her place."
"What's the difference between lobsters and crabs? I don't *have* lobsters!"
"(OC) one I thought up this morning What did the vegetarian lion say before going hunting? ""Lettuce prey"""
"The Passion of the Christ 2: Jesus in Space He conquered the sins of the world, but can he conquer the sins of the galaxy?"
"My wife and I were stuck in traffic. She said, ""I'm turning round."" ""I can see that,"" I replied. ""Try eating less chocolate."""
"Be sure you are standing on your left foot and only your left foot at midnight tonight... ...so that you start the new year off on the right foot!"
"How did the butcher introduce his wife? 'Meet Patty!'"