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Joke of the Day

"Be sure you are standing on your left foot and only your left foot at midnight tonight... ...so that you start the new year off on the right foot!"

"Once you go black, you can always go back to having coffee with milk, there's really no set in stone rules here."

"Bar Joke A zionist, a mass murderer and a jew come into a bar, the israelite orders a drink"

"The fact that axe handles are made of wood is the ultimate ""fuck you"" to trees."

"My favorite prostitute told me she was a licensed psychologist... Blew my mind."

"CNN News ""Tree Falls On Bank"" Does anyone know what branch?"

"How did Jamie find Cersei in the long grass? Satisfying."

"Who does a hypocrite really hate? A hypocrite!"

"My wife and I were discussing people owning weird animals... and she said, ""I've always wanted to get a manatee."" I said, ""That's very kind of you. I will take it with two sugars."""

"Q: Why couldn't the blonde write the number ELEVEN ? A: She didn't know what ONE came first..."