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Joke of the Day
"How did the butcher introduce his wife? 'Meet Patty!'"
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"Teacher - if my cup is half full, what does that mean? Student - that you need a smaller bra!"
"'Jesus loves you' means one thing in general society. And something completely different in prison."
"Die Hard VIII: Die Even More Harder: Mostest Harderest."
"Serial killers are updating their check list now for dumping bodies: 1) will this location be discovered by Pokemon players? 2) do I care?"
"What did the police officer say to the midget complaining that someone picked his pocket? I can't believe someone would stoop so low."
"If your bf/gf tries to start a fight with you just say, ""Please. Not during Toyotathon."""
"Are you guys all right? No, you're all left. (Stolen from a master comedian from x factor)"
"Did you hear about the donut who split from his wife? She's terrible with the kids so he's filling for custody."
"Startup idea: Toilet Paper App. Wipe your ass with your actual phone. Reusable."