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Joke of the Day

"The Passion of the Christ 2: Jesus in Space He conquered the sins of the world, but can he conquer the sins of the galaxy?"

"What do you call bread baked in the south? inbred"

"What do you call a bisexual Scandinavian A bi-king. I know that was terrible. Also I'm not being racist because i'm from Scandinavia."

"girls love us tall guys but as soon as we use our height to ""constantly slam dunk on them and their loved ones"" they stop replying to texts"

"I tried typing ""penis"" as my new password and I got an error message saying it was too short."

"What do Vegans, ISIS and Feminists have in common? None of them like pork."

"How do you pick up my ex girlfriend? With a broom and a dustpan."

"Afghanistan is just a regular ghanistan that's ghanistan af."

"Men and women are not so different afterall They both imagine each other on their knees."

"(My favourite joke when I was a kid) Did you hear about the constipated mathematician? He worked it out with a pencil."