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Joke of the Day

"My wife and I were stuck in traffic. She said, ""I'm turning round."" ""I can see that,"" I replied. ""Try eating less chocolate."""

"There was two people in the bus I wasn't the one who farted"

"Have you heard about the new restaurant on the moon? I hear the food is good but there's no atmosphere."

"How did Brandon Lee's wife get pregnant? The prop guy said he was shooting blanks!"

"My buddy told me this hilarious joke earlier about Albert Einstein getting a handjob... What a stroke of genius!"

"While driving home early one day, I saw a man running naked I pulled over and asked, ""Why are you running like that?"" He answered, ""Because you're coming home early."""

"Why did Napoleon's soldiers wear red buttons on their blue jackets during the battle of Waterloo? ... so that they could close their jackets."

"James Bond walks into a bar... James Bond walks into a bar and sits next to a chicken. Chicken: What's your name? Bond: My name's Bond. James Bond. Chicken: Nice to meet you, I'm Ken. Chick Ken."

"Adventures Of Pedo-Sherlock How would you like your school girls today, Mr. Holmes? -Elementary, my dear Watson."

"[Security breach at Wayne manor] BRUCE: *brooding darkly* ALFRED: The back door is literally just a waterfall"