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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between lobsters and crabs? I don't *have* lobsters!"

"I never know what to do in these situations. Do I shake the boyfriend's hand or kiss her cheek to show how much I appreciate her ass?"

"I had a sudden, albeit extremely belated, realization about Jared from Subway His career ended the way it began: trying to get into smaller pants."

"""Ladies and Gents"" That concludes our tour of the toilets"

"Why did the male feminist take a cold shower? His other attempts to get his dick wet didn't work."

"What nation is the most unjust? Discrimination"

"What are the first words Jared Fogle's girlfriend said to him? ""Would you like to buy some girl scout cookies, sir?"""

"Person 1: ""Have you seen that new movie about the tractor?"" Person 2: ""No, but the trailer looks good."""

"I like watching children run around at the park. They don't realize I'm using blanks."

"People who were huge fans of the Backstreet Boys are now in positions of responsibility, making important decisions."