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Joke of the Day
"Christian pop music? You mean holy shit?"
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"What does an Asian with the biggest erection get when he walks into a wall? A broken nose."
"""Daddy, tell me again about how you wasted time before Twitter existed?"" ""Well son, we used to look at clouds & pretend they were animals."""
"My ten year old son just asked me what were the 80's like. So I turned the Wi-Fi off and took away his smart phone."
"if cops want to catch serial killers why don't they just hang out at petsmart and follow home the guys that buy tarantulas"
"What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a 4-year old child? Eric Clapton never would have let his bag of coke fall out a 53rd-story window!"
"What kind of bug wants to buy lawn turf? A gras shopper."
"I told my friend that I'm getting a divorce. ""What about the kids?"" he asked. I said, ""they're still together."""
"What does eating a chick out and being in the mob have in common? One slip of the tongue, and you're in deep shit."
"How can you tell if someone uses Apple products? Just wait and they'll tell you."