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Joke of the Day

"Do you know why donuts have a hole in them? Because the baker made them with love. ^^^^^also ^^^^^why ^^^^^they're ^^^^^glazed"

"How many particles are there in a vaccum? It doesn't matter."

"An inmate from a mental asylum escaped and started raping people. The next day headlines read : Nut bolts and screws."

"My friends were making fun of Starlord I told them that Pratt Shaming isn't welcome in my house"

"How do NASA organize a party? They planet"

"Walking down the street, I heard a car alarm go off ... ... And I thought, ""Oh my God, someone's stealing a car!"""

"What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves? Russell"

"Why is a physicist's dream vacation in Alaska? Because of all the cold fission it has."

"A major financial scam kingpin walks into a bar... Then he greases the palms of all lawyers & ensures he gets away without a big penalty."

"Soap addiction I used to be addicted to soap. But I'm clean now!!"