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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves? Russell"
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"The GOP debate"
"Two goldfish are alone in a tank, One says to the other one, ""have any idea how to drive this thing?"""
"I feel sorry for Justin Bieber. He's had to go to every Justin Bieber concert."
"Why didn't they just call ""Ant-Man"" Uncle? Credit to Steve Higgins from The Tonight Show."
"Why do they call it PMS Because Mad Cow Disease was already taken"
"When I said that you'd always have a place to stay in rough times, I meant like a motel or a shelter. Anyway ... You can't stay here."
"My wife and I do it doggy-style... ...she plays dead and I beg. -Dan Chopin"
"""hey we use animals for literally everything else in our lives. lets use our feet for cars."" idiot flintstones. no wonder you're extinct."
"Apparently just because I have the ""mind of a child"" I'm not allowed to sit on a Santa's lap. Also it's ""illegal"" to carry a brain around."