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Joke of the Day

"Walking down the street, I heard a car alarm go off ... ... And I thought, ""Oh my God, someone's stealing a car!"""

"The Chinese language actually evolved from the English language... it all started off when one person whispered something to the next person, then he whispered it to someone else, and so on..."

"My doctor said the claw marks on my face are not from a poltergeist but I should stop trying to put roller skates on cats."

"Lets try it once A husband asks his wife to try anal...she says, Ohhhh that reminds me with the school days."

"What's a Canadian Anarchist's favorite shape? A circle, eh."

"Jack in the box ...is NOT an instruction."

"[millipede preschool] head, shoulders, knees and toes, knees and toes, knees and toes, knees and toes, knees and toes, knees and toes..."

"Q: What's Clinton's favorite baseball team? A: The Dodgers."

"Women, don't tell us about your boyfriend. He's a guy. We know what he's like."

"A Little evidence and inconclusive test findings is not good enough for scientist... But a little evidence and inconclusive test findings is pretty good measurement for scientist."