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Joke of the Day
"How do NASA organize a party? They planet"
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"Google Fonts walks into a bar . . . The bartender says, ""we don't serve your type."""
"I finally stopped the annoying noise in my car. I just opened the door and shoved her out."
"White woman has a baby with a black guy.... And she becomes a single mom."
"No one ever talks about Peter Pans brother. Peter Pots"
"What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer"
"Why did the Japanese man take a stick of butter and some oil to his garden? He wanted to see a butterfry"
"Me: nice car Friend: yeah 400 horsepower Me: that's like 7000 ducks Friend: what Me: what"
"I'm at a stage in my life where I know I should workout and eat healthy, but swallowing a tapeworm seems easier."
"What tastes..[NSFW] What tastes better on Pizza than on Pussy? Crust."