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Joke of the Day

"Soap addiction I used to be addicted to soap. But I'm clean now!!"

"""This is wrong on sooo many levels"" I say to my victims as I rob them at gun point on elevators."

"On the topic of George Michael... I guess you could say it was his ""Last Christmas"". Too soon?"

"What do you call an orgy with drummers? A gang bang."

"If you have Parkinson's disease... ...that means you stutter in sign language."

"Telling someone they can't be sad because others have it worse is like telling someone they can't be happy because others have it better."

"What would we get if we'd cross one nigger and octopus? I have no idea, but it picks cotton like crazy."

"I wasted 400 years of my life trying to figure out if I was a vampire."

"Person: It's not rocket science. Rocket science [wipes forehead and exhales] : Whew! Nearly got caught there."

"Him: Damn, girl, are you a math textbook? Her: No, why? Him: 'Cause you have a lot of fuckin' problems."