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Joke of the Day
"Why did the CIA torture the Russian wasp? Because he was a cagey bee agent."
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"What do you call a sleepwalking nun? A Roamin' catholic"
"*Bruno Mars on the radio* Wife: Would you catch a grenade for me? Brain: Just say, YES! Me: Has the pin been pulled? Brain: Idiot!"
"Q. How can you tell if someone is half Catholic and half Jewish? A. When he goes to confession he takes a lawyer with him."
"I'm not bad with names, it's just that you leave absolutely no impression on people."
"Why did the suicidal man cross the road? Because he wanted to play chicken."
"""I have a hunch."" - Inspector Quasimodo"
"In the Super Mario Bros movie, instead of a gag reel, did they have... bloopers?"
"I once had a girl who wanted to shit on my chest She really did a number on me"
"Dunno how you Americans have the motivation and energy to pronounce the 'y' in 'basil' and 'tomatoes'."