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Joke of the Day

"Why did the suicidal man cross the road? Because he wanted to play chicken."

"Don't ever let anybody outshine you in life. If that means arriving at someone's funeral in a casket, then so be it."

"Did you know that Will Smith is a black smith?"

"Photon A photon checks into a hotel. The front desk man asks if he has any luggage. The photon replies ""No, I'm travelling light."""

"What did A say to B about : and D? They seem happy when they are together - :D"

"Why did Bob disagree with communism? He thought it was such Bolshevik."

"Why do married men love golf so much? Because it's not the same three holes over and over again."

"We should have known Communism would fail. There were a lot of red flags."

"A patient kept complaining about his life-support machine making a weird noise So I tried turning it off and back on again."

"Paul walkers new movie.. The flat and the furious."