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Joke of the Day
"""I have a hunch."" - Inspector Quasimodo"
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"My shiny watch has had a peaceful life... ...it's always had the time to reflect upon itself."
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"My friend started a business in Afghanistan selling land mines that look like prayer rugs.. He says prophets are going through the roof."
"What do Tim Cook and the iPhone 6 Plus have in common? They both made the news for not being straight."
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