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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a sleepwalking nun? A Roamin' catholic"
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"In Hidden Valley, childhood obesity is covered up in creamy ranch dressing."
"""Were dining on the finest china tonight"" A Chinese man then walks in and lays down on your table"
"What's the difference between oral sex and anal sex? One makes your whole week, the other makes your hole weak."
"""I don't have time for this shit!"" I thought, as I sat on the toilet, angry, and late for work."
"Why do gay men have good fashion sense? Because of all the time they spent in the closet"
"Ever have sex with a schizophrenic? It's fucking crazy."
"What is a hairdresser's favorite herb? Salontro"
"Soft on Wall Street. Hard on Sesame Street. Romney 2012."
"Me:She's better than me. BF:She's not. M:Look at those, they're incredible! BF: M:STOP STARING! -Boyfriend reading other women's tweets"