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Joke of the Day

"Q. How can you tell if someone is half Catholic and half Jewish? A. When he goes to confession he takes a lawyer with him."

"There are two types of people in this world 1 those who understand bianary and 10 those who don't"

"What do you get when there is an inconsiderate weather phenomena at an EDM concert in Dubai? Darude Sandstorm."

"What did King Kong say when he saw the Statue of Liberty? Are you my mother?"

"I offered a North Korean some freedom He said ""Im glad its free but what the hell is 'dom'"""

"An Owl and a Squirrel are sitting in a tree watching a farmer mow the lawn.... ...The Owl says nothing because Owls can't talk, the Owl then eats the Squirrel because it's a bird of prey."

"Add an exclamation point to an email BOOM you're a morning person."

"I recently met someone who told me that he couldn't smell. I don't think he nose what he's missing out on."

"Its so cold In Massachusetts I just seen a democrat with his hands in his own pockets! ;)"

"Just found James Franco in the alley behind my apartment playing checkers with a pigeon."