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Joke of the Day

"Dunno how you Americans have the motivation and energy to pronounce the 'y' in 'basil' and 'tomatoes'."

"Why did Leonardo Di Caprio laugh at the Oscar joke? He finally got it!"

"You know the oxygen masks on airplanes? I don't think there's really any oxygen. I think they're just to muffle the screams."

"I'm not sure what this guy shaking a cup of change at people wants. He must just be bragging that he has change."

"How do you annoy someone from r/Jokes? [deleted]"

"What Pablo Escobar And Other Narcos Fear Most? LEGALIZATION"

"Why does everybody hate tampons? They're stuck up bitches."

"is Quentin Tarantino directing 2016?"

"Floyd Mayweather was asked about remarks made by critics on last night's fight. He said ""I don't tend to read into things"""

"Which university has the most muslims? SUNY"